You're F-F-FIRED
Employee Disposal Program Deluxe Edition box front showing pulp-art cover of an office worker and the Grim Reaper

Employee Disposal Program

A simple, fast-paced, and hilariously brutal, party game for anyone who's ever suffered through office politics, pointless meetings, or nightmarish coworkers.

Inspired by life’s most unfortunate, soul-crushing phenomena: corporate life

New RELEASE
$200,000+ Raised on Kickstarter
Employee Disposal Program
Human Resources Division
FORM 44-B
REV. 09/26

Hiring freeze.

Notice from Human Resources — effective 1 August

EMPLOYMENT DEMANDOVERWHELMING
CURRENT HEADCOUNTFULL
POSITIONS AVAILABLE0
POSITIONS REOPENSEPTEMBER

Submit your details below. HR will contact you the moment a position opens. Your patience is mandatory and appreciated.

HR will be in touch. Eventually.

PROPERTY OF HR. DO NOT RETURN.
Positions: 0
Application Filed
You're H-H-HIRED

HOW TO PLAY

  • Begin the program

    Each employee begins the game with 5 Action Cards & 2 Sanity Cards.

    Sanity Cards act as your lives.
    LOSE BOTH SANITY AND YOU'RE FIRED.
    (no severance provided)

    1
  • Attack

    On your turn, attack fellow employees with corporate horrors inspired by relatable real-life office stereotypes & frustrations.

    Each attack mentally chips away at your colleague and removes 1 Sanity.

    2
  • Defend

    Block attacks with clever excuses used daily by seasoned corporate professionals. Some defences redirect the blame to another colleague.

    Each defence blocks 1 attack.

    3
  • Stir office politics

    Cause disruption with abilities & rewrite rules. Abilities force players to improvise, adapt, and survive in a constantly shifting corporate battlefield.

    Because your job and this game have one thing in common: Lack of stability.

    4
3,500+ Backers on Kickstarter

CERTIFIED HUMAN MADE.

130+ cards. One artist. Several all-nighters. We offered a raise, they asked for a nap instead. We declined.

two brand new expansions

Work From Home & Retail and Hospitality included in Deluxe Edition.
No Wait, You're F-F-FIRED

Employee Reviews & Accolades

  • ★★★★★
    "THE KIND OF GAME THAT CAN MAKE ME LAUGH ABOUT WORK AGAIN"
    DANIEL, HR MANAGER (NOT A GOOD ONE)
  • ★★★★★
    "LOVE LOVE LOVE THE GAME & THE ART & THE THEME & THE IDEA"
    LUCY, STARTUP CEO (USES TOO MANY "&")
  • ★★★★★
    "I LIVE THE SAD CORPORATE LIFE. AT LEAST THIS MAKES IT FUN"
    CARL, ACCOUNTANT (A SAD ONE)

Faqs

  • The game is officially designed for 2–5 employees.

    Upper management has also approved extra cards to onboard a 6th colleague, though head office can't guarantee things won't get a little chaotic.

  • Each game is entirely dependent on how your team's decision making.

    R&D department has seen rounds wrapped up in under 5 minutes and others go the full 30 mins.

    Management cannot be held responsible for extended meetings.

  • Very easy!

    Designed as a party game, new employees get up to speed in under 5 minutes.

    A full session typically runs anywhere from 5 to 30 minutes depending on team size so it fits neatly into your schedule.

  • We're currently offering the Deluxe Edition only, which comes with both expansions included.

    Work From Home and Retail & Hospitality. Consider it the full corporate package.

  • Simply shuffle all the cards from both expansion cards into your base game deck and play as usual.

    No onboarding required. Full instructions are on the game manual.

  • You can reach out at hr@employeedisposal.com

    Perhaps Karen from HR will reply, perhaps she won't.

  • Please email our HR department at hr@employeedisposal.com for bookings.

  • Please email all enquiries to info@employeedisposal.com

  • No. Pre-orders closed 31 July — the Program is at full headcount.

    Join the waitlist above and HR will notify you the moment positions reopen in September.

  • A warehouse in your region (US, UK, EU, Canada, Australia + partners in NZ/Asia). No international shipping fees or surprise customs bills in free-shipping markets.

  • Shipping begins September 2026. Domestic transit is typically 2–7 business days from dispatch.

  • Everything: base game (130+ cards), Work From Home Pack, Retail & Hospitality Workers Pack, and the 3 bonus mini-packs unlocked on Kickstarter. There is nothing else to buy. We checked.

  • Yes, email us before dispatch for a full refund. See Returns policy. HR is surprisingly reasonable about this one thing.

  • Please email all resumes to info@employeedisposal.com

Full rulebook for diligent employees

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