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Questions about your order, your severance package, or the ethics of disposing of employees? Fill in the form below. Our HR department reads every submission, feels nothing, and responds within 1–2 business decades.

For retailer, distributor, or press enquiries, mention it in the subject line so we can escalate you past Karen.

Note: "Where is my order?" is answered fastest — include your Employee ID (order number).